“Snow shovelling isn’t a cute winter chore. It’s a full-body stress test performed by people who haven’t trained for it, in freezing air, on icy ground, while pretending willpower can replace conditioning. The shovel doesn’t kill people. Denial does.”
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Snow Shovelling Isn’t “Wholesome Winter Fun.” It’s a Stress Test You Didn’t Train For.
Every winter in Canada we replay the same national lie:
“Oh, shovelling snow is good exercise!”
Sure.
So is running a marathon.
So is deadlifting your body weight.
So is sprinting uphill at –15°C with a tight chest and a full stomach.
The problem isn’t the shovel.
The problem is who is holding it, when, and in what condition.
Let’s get brutally honest.
Snow shovelling is high-intensity interval labour performed:
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in the cold (which constricts blood vessels),
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after prolonged inactivity,
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often first thing in the morning,
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frequently after weeks of overeating, poor sleep, alcohol, and stress,
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by people who haven’t lifted anything heavier than a grocery bag since October.
And then we act shocked when people collapse.
The Heart Attack Myth (And the Part Nobody Likes to Hear)
Yes, studies show heart attacks spike after heavy snowfall.
No, the snow is not the villain.
What actually kills people is this combo:
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sudden exertion
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cold exposure
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untrained cardiovascular systems
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male overconfidence
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aging arteries
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zero warm-up
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ego
Shovelling isn’t “moderate exercise.”
For many people, it’s the hardest physical effort they’ll do all year.
If your weekly movement consists of:
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sitting,
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driving,
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sitting,
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scrolling,
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sleeping,
then shovelling isn’t fitness.
It’s a cardiac stress test with a metal blade.
And winter doesn’t care if you “feel fine.”
Seniors Aren’t “Fragile.” They’re Just Being Set Up to Fail.
We love to say older adults are “vulnerable,” as if age itself is the problem.
No.
The real issue is:
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reduced muscle mass,
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stiffer joints,
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poorer balance,
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slower reaction times,
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thinner bones,
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colder muscles,
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icy ground.
Shovelling combines twisting, lifting, throwing, slipping, and repetition—a biomechanical nightmare even for people who train.
Falls?
Back injuries?
Fractures?
None of this is mysterious. It’s physics.
And Now the Part Everyone Hates: “But It’s Great Exercise!”
Yes.
If you’re already in good shape.
Shovelling snow is great exercise the same way CrossFit is great exercise:
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if you’re conditioned,
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if you know what you’re doing,
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if you pace yourself,
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if you stop before stupidity sets in.
After Christmas—when most people are:
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overfed,
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under-rested,
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deconditioned,
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mildly inflamed,
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low on daylight and motivation—
throwing them into cold-weather manual labour is not “healthy living.”
It’s wishful thinking with a shovel.
What Actually Matters (No Bullshit Edition)
1. Warm up or don’t bother
If you wouldn’t lift weights without warming up, don’t shovel without one.
Five minutes. Walk. Move. Swing your arms. Loosen your spine.
Cold muscles tear. Period.
2. Technique is not optional
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Lift with your legs.
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Keep loads small.
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No twisting throws.
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Push when possible.
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Keep the shovel close to your body.
Your spine is not a torsion spring.
3. Clothing is safety equipment
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Layers you can remove.
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Insulated, non-slip boots.
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Gloves that allow grip, not death-grip.
Hypothermia and overheating can happen in the same hour.
4. Stop pretending pain is noble
Pain is not a character-building exercise.
Pain is your nervous system yelling.
About Voltaren (Let’s Clear This Up)
Topical anti-inflammatory gels can help localized joint pain for some people.
They are not muscle warmers, not performance enhancers, and not “legal doping.”
They:
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do not prevent heart attacks,
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do not protect tendons from overload,
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do not fix bad mechanics,
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and they are not risk-free for everyone.
Using pain relief to push through work your body isn’t prepared for is how people get injured worse, not safer.
Pain masked ≠ problem solved.
If you need medication to shovel, that’s a signal, not a strategy.
The Smartest Move? Ask for Help.
This is the part where pride kills people.
There is zero moral virtue in clearing snow alone at 6 a.m. in –20°C with a tight chest and sore back.
Ask:
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a neighbour,
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family,
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a kid with energy,
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a snow-removal service.
Snow can wait.
Your heart cannot.
The Bottom Line (Read This Twice)
Shovelling snow is:
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excellent exercise for trained bodies,
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dangerous exertion for untrained ones,
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especially risky in cold, darkness, fatigue, and post-holiday inertia.
Winter doesn’t reward toughness.
It punishes denial.
If you want snow shovelling to be “healthy,” the work starts long before the snow falls:
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regular movement,
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strength training,
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cardiovascular fitness,
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humility.
Otherwise, the shovel isn’t a wellness tool.
It’s a reminder that bodies have limits—whether we respect them or not.
Stay warm. Stay smart. And stop lying to ourselves about what “exercise” actually means in January.
yours truly,
Adaptation-Guide
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