Behavior is a mirror in which every one displays his image.
- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Canada election 2025: Comparing the Liberal and Conservative platforms
Not Pierre. The Prime Minister.
Let’s get something straight: the Prime Minister Canadians need right now isn’t wearing sneakers in a suit, quoting Jordan Peterson on a podcast, or playing pretend populist while cashing a fat federal paycheck.
No, not Pierre — sorry Pierre. This isn’t a cosplay contest for angry suburban dads. This is about leadership. Real leadership. The kind that can’t be stuffed into a tweet, screamed in Question Period, or packaged in a smug, “common sense” bumper sticker.
Because the Prime Minister Canadians need? He — or she — is not here to fight with cartoon villains and call it policy.
They’re not selling rage like it’s Tim Hortons coffee. They’re building something. Something bigger than a personal brand.
🍁 The Prime Minister talks about the national interest.
That doesn’t mean jumping on a plane to Alberta to rile up the Base™ every time a gas stove is criticized. It means standing up for Canada, not just against foreign autocrats but against domestic ones too — including the ones playing strongman politics in Ottawa-lite cosplay.
The Prime Minister would say: “Yes, we need oil. No, we don’t need to kiss its pipeline.”
They’d unite the country, not carve it into electoral meat slices, handing each one a tax credit for something no one asked for.
🧱 The Prime Minister builds national unity — not YouTube comment sections in real life.
They wouldn’t treat the West like a wounded animal to exploit, or Atlantic Canada like an afterthought. And they wouldn’t roll their eyes at Quebec when it asks for respect — then flirt with Wexit when the mood suits them.
They’d say to every province: “You’re not a prop. You’re a partner.”
And they’d mean it. Not just say it with a wink to Ontario.
🏛️ The Prime Minister respects democracy — like, actually.
Not just the parts that like them. Not just the bits that boost their talking points.
They wouldn’t centralize power in the PMO like it’s some Hunger Games control room, then pretend Parliament is broken because people dare to disagree.
Opposition? That’s democracy.
Debate? That’s Canadian.
The Prime Minister would give Parliament its voice back, not choke it with a faux populist power grab wrapped in Freedom™.
⚖️ The Prime Minister fears corruption like the plague — not just when it’s politically convenient.
They wouldn’t wink through ethics breaches, mutter about "technicalities," or sweep cronies under rugs made from recycled campaign signs.
If someone’s guilty? They’re out.
No "considering options."
No "learning moment."
And no, rewriting ethics laws isn’t "elitist." It’s called adulting.
🗣️ The Prime Minister doesn’t punch down — or punch at all.
They’d talk to Canadians like adults, not as if they’re stuck in a permanent Facebook comment war with imaginary socialists.
They wouldn’t suggest that a carbon tax is a communist plot or that people who disagree with them hate Canada. They wouldn’t play the patriotism card like it’s poker night at the CPC HQ.
They’d speak plainly. Not performatively. And they’d listen. Even to people who hate them.
🌎 The Prime Minister wouldn’t scream “freedom!” while ducking hard questions.
They’d swing for the fences — not at the media, not at the opposition, not at immigrants or trans kids or academics — but at real problems.
Housing collapse? Fix it.
Infrastructure rot? Fund it.
Climate disaster? Face it.
They’d stop pretending that big problems are made-up just because they’re hard to solve.
😐 The Prime Minister wouldn’t play dress-up populist.
Not the kind who rails against elites while hosting wine fundraisers with them.
Not the kind who tells you government is evil, then begs for your vote to run it.
Not the kind who says “common sense” 87 times a day while dodging real questions with the grace of a used car salesman trying not to mention the missing engine.
🔥 The Prime Minister would ask for sacrifice, not applause.
They wouldn’t pretend we can get everything we want for free — or blame inflation on a coffee shop manager in Toronto.
They’d say: “It’s gonna be tough. But we’ll do it together.”
And then they’d ask you to be brave. Not angry. Not bitter. Just brave.
In short?
The Prime Minister Canadians need doesn’t have a smug grin and a slogan.
They have vision. Integrity. Guts. And the humility to know they’re not a messiah — they’re a servant.
They don’t ask, “What gets me reelected?”
They ask: “What leaves Canada better than I found it?”
Sincerely,
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