Climate Change at a Crossroads: UN Efforts and the Challenge of Global

Warming

🎄 “’Twas the Year We Learned Nothing

(A Christmas Carol for 2025)” 🎄

’Twas the end of 2025, and all through the land,

The rivers were burning, the forests were canned.

The glaciers had left us, no note, no goodbye,

Just puddles and pundits still asking us why.

The storms came in batches—buy five, get one free,

While billionaires live-tweeted “Thoughts & Prayers™”.

The grid went dark, but the markets stayed bright,

Because line goes up—even in wildfire light.

We sang Silent Night as the sirens screamed,

Flooded basements where childhood once dreamed.

Insurance said “Act of God” with a wink,

As whole coastal cities slid into the drink.

The heat killed the old, the sick, and the poor,

But don’t worry—new apps will monetize more.

AI wrote poems while teachers burned out,

And kids learned to scroll but forgot how to doubt.

We wrapped up collapse with a red ribbon bow,

Labeled “Resilience” so no one says no.

Plastic trees sparkled in forty-degree rain,

While leaders explained this was “normal terrain.”

We laughed in the dark—black humor our shield,

Because screaming alone doesn’t plow any field.

So raise up your mug of whatever’s still clean,

To the year we pretended this wasn’t obscene.

No angels. No miracles. No saving decree.

Just neighbors, and grit, and the truth finally free:

This system won’t save us.

This myth is a lie.
So learn. Link arms.
Prepare. Organize.

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